for the rest of us! but really just an excuse to party while everyone is in town visiting family for the “real” holidays.

now that brian and i live next door it’s nice to have festivus seinfeld/kramer style. brian’s party had the food, mine had the fla-bongo. not the biggest fan of bonging or shot-gunning, i was intrigued when mike informed me that i should sacrifice one of my plastic flamingos to the cause (video attached.)

lots of old friends, many new friends, new friends realizing they know your old friends from before you did. i bartended, brian aired grievances, mike kept us all entertained, and everyone had a good time (except brian’s downstairs neighbor tw@!)

mike defloured my Penis Pokey book, and for his sinned my feat of strength was to break bamboo over his backside.  ahhh friendship.